A WOMAN'S PERSPECTIVE!

JULY 17, 2009

I was sent this very cute email by a close friend at work and thought I would share it with the rest of you. As I read each of these, I found most of them to be true (even when I don't want to admit it!)

Hope you enjoy a good laugh and if your husbands can take a good dose of reality, they will thank you for it. (It might help them avoid future arguments)

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only Five minutes if she needs you to finish getting dressed.
3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!!
5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing about nothing. (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. THANKS: If a woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. If she saids, "Thanks A Lot"- that is PURE SARCASM and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say you're welcome-that will bring a response of whatever.
8. WHATEVER: It is a woman's way of saying "Shut Up!"
9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer to #3.

Hope you enjoyed a good laugh. Will post again soon!